Don't hack the platform? ☠️💣💥

Slides for my talks 🎤


A funny anthology of tricks and hacks for the JVM. Voted 2018’s “best non-Venkat talk” by the J-Fall audience!

Abstract

Don’t go to this talk! Your coworkers will not be happy when you come back to work tomorrow and start applying the things you’ll learn here. You’ll do a lot of damage.

Mutating immutable objects is never a good idea. You shouldn’t be bypassing the constructor when you instantiate an object. You certainly don’t need to add constants to your enums at runtime. And don’t even think about including Java 8 code in your Java 7 codebase. Truly, nothing good will come from attending this talk.

In all seriousness, this talk will provide awareness about some of the lesser-known vulnerabilities of Java and the JVM. Maybe I’ll even tell you how to guard against them.

Show me the code!

  • All hacks can be found on github

Deliveries

  • 8 February 2019, Clean Architecture with Uncle Bob: [event] [slides]
  • 8 November 2018, J-Fall Netherlands: [event] [slides] [video]
  • 12 September 2018, JavaZone Oslo: [event] [slides] [video]
  • 12 June 2018, JBCNConf Barcelona: [event] [slides]
  • 29 May 2018, Philips DigiLabs Meetup: [slides]
  • 17 May 2018, ING Backend Guild: [slides]
  • 17 April 2018, Utrecht JUG: [event] [slides]
  • 4 April 2018, Ordina Code & Comedy: [event] [slides]
  • 23 February 2018, Portbase Rotterdam: [slides]
  • 20 January 2018, JVMCON Netherlands: [event] [slides]