Don’t hack the JVM? ☠️💣💥

Jan Ouwens

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Jan Ouwens

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EqualsVerifier

EqualsVerifier.forClass(Foo.class)
              .verify();

About this talk

Things you shouldn’t mess with:

• Language ‘features’
• Reflection
• Annotations
• External libraries

Ratings

• ☠️
• ☠️💣
• ☠️💣💥

☠️ Language ‘features’

True Lambda

Demo

True Lambda

Java 11!

Sidebar

Also annoy your coworkers with

• Weird color scheme
• Nyancat plugin
• VIM plugin

Demo

Unicode symbols

• Hard to type
• Hard to read
• Rating: ☠️

False is True

Demo

False is True

Scala demo

False is True

Kotlin demo

False is True

Rating: ☠️💣

Unicode converter

Demo

Unicode escapes

• Harder to type and read
• Maven says ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
• Rating: ☠️💣

Emoji

Demo

Emoji

Rating: 🎉

Redacted by NLJUG

Hash-code

Demo

Hash-code

• Fun when coworkers insist on hashCode as key
• Rating: ☠️

Hash-code

However…

☠️ Reflection

Introducing: Reflector

Loopy

Demo

Loopy

Was this hack evil? ✋

Loopy

Rating: ☠️💣💥

Interning

Demo

Oh man 😒

WARNING: An illegal reflective access operation has occurred
WARNING: Illegal reflective access by demos.reflection.Reflector (file:/Users/jqno/w/personal/dont-hack-the-platform-talk/target/classes/) to field java.lang.String.value
WARNING: Please consider reporting this to the maintainers of demos.reflection.Reflector
WARNING: Use --illegal-access=warn to enable warnings of further illegal reflective access operations
WARNING: All illegal access operations will be denied in a future release

Interning

• Fun way to mess up unit tests!
• Rating: ☠️💣

dirty_CLASS

Demo

You should probably

• Call close() on URLClassLoader
• Report compilation errors with CompilationTask
• Handle exceptions

Multi-release JAR file

EqualsVerifier

@Test
public void equalsverifierSucceeds_whenOneOfTheFieldsIsSynthetic() {
    if (!isJava8Available()) {
        return;
    }

    Class<?> java8ClassWithSyntheticField = compile(JAVA_8_CLASS_WITH_SYNTHETIC_FIELD_NAME, JAVA_8_CLASS_WITH_SYNTHETIC_FIELD);
    EqualsVerifier.forClass(java8ClassWithSyntheticField)
            .verify();
}

private static final String JAVA_8_CLASS_WITH_SYNTHETIC_FIELD_NAME = "Java8ClassWithSyntheticField";
private static final String JAVA_8_CLASS_WITH_SYNTHETIC_FIELD =
        "\nimport java.util.Comparator;" +
        "\nimport java.util.Objects;" +
        "\n" +
        "\npublic final class Java8ClassWithSyntheticField {" +
        "\n    private static final Comparator<Java8ClassWithSyntheticField> COMPARATOR =" +
        "\n            (c1, c2) -> 0;   // A lambda is a synthetic class" +
        "\n" +
        "\n    private final String s;" +
        "\n    " +
        "\n    public Java8ClassWithSyntheticField(String s) {" +
        "\n        this.s = s;" +
        "\n    }" +
        "\n    " +
        "\n    @Override" +
        "\n    public boolean equals(Object obj) {" +
        "\n        if (!(obj instanceof Java8ClassWithSyntheticField)) {" +
        "\n            return false;" +
        "\n        }" +
        "\n        return Objects.equals(s, ((Java8ClassWithSyntheticField)obj).s);" +
        "\n    }" +
        "\n    " +
        "\n    @Override" +
        "\n    public int hashCode() {" +
        "\n        return Objects.hash(s);" +
        "\n    }" +
        "\n}";

JavaCompiler

Rating: ☠️💣💥

☠️ Annotations

Lombok 🌶

use annotations

to trick the Java compiler

into generating bytecode

that does something else

Spring & Hibernate

use annotations

to trick the Java runtime

into generating bytecode

that does something else

Boring

☠️ External libraries

Objenesis

Constructors are tedious

Demo

Constructors are tedious

Rating: ☠️

Singletons

“[An enum] provides an ironclad guarantee against multiple instantiation, even in the face of sophisticated serialization or reflection attacks. […] A single-element enum type is often the best way to implement a singleton.”

– Joshua Bloch, Effective Java 2nd Edition

Singletons

“[An enum] provides an ironclad guarantee against multiple instantiation, even in the face of sophisticated serialization or reflection attacks. […] A single-element enum type is often the best way to implement a singleton.”

– Joshua Bloch, Effective Java 3rd Edition

Singletons

Demo

Singletons

Rating: ☠️💣

Confusing card game

Confusing card game

Demo

Confusing card game

Rating: ☠️💣💥

Confusing card game

External libraries

ByteBuddy

&

ByteBuddy Agent

Disclaimer

Use cases for agents

• there are many
• they’re legitimate

Time Traveling 🕙🕚

Demo

Idea shamelessly stolen from
/TOPdesk/time-transformer-agent

Time Traveling 🕙🕚

• Unit testing legacy code
• Messing up any code
• Rating: ☠️💣💥

But wait

There’s more

Victim / Attack

Demo

mvn clean package

mvn exec:java -DmainClass=demos.libraries.remote.Attack -Darg0=target/dont-hack-the-platform-0.1-SNAPSHOT.jar -Darg1=???

Victim / Attack

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Awareness

Emoji & unicode

• Checkstyle
• SonarQube

Security manager

Demo

System.setSecurityManager(new SecurityManager());

Security manager

Modularisation

WARNING: An illegal reflective access operation has occurred
WARNING: Illegal reflective access by demos.reflection.Reflector (file:/Users/jqno/w/personal/dont-hack-the-platform-talk/target/classes/) to field java.lang.String.value
WARNING: Please consider reporting this to the maintainers of demos.reflection.Reflector
WARNING: Use --illegal-access=warn to enable warnings of further illegal reflective access operations
WARNING: All illegal access operations will be denied in a future release

--illegal-access=deny

Do try this at home!

Maybe not at work though?

☠️💣💥

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